RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Heh. Pilot on our return flight last week did his usual "welcome aboard" speech....I actually perked up and started listening when he said something along the lines of "our stewardesses will give you the usual generic safety briefing, which, if you've heard it a million times, feel free to ignore. We will then meander down the taxiway and, with any luck, take off more or less on time. My navigator is currently punching 'Dallas' into the GPS, and we will be on our way shortly."