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Translation:AMSTERDAM - Een Nederlandse man heeft zijn vrouw langs de snelweg in Duitsland laten staan.
De 35-jarige man reed met zijn gezin van Polen naar Nederland en hield een plaspauze bij een parkeerplaats bij Gelsenkirchen. Toen hij wegreed vergat hij zijn vrouw, zo melden Duitse media.
Na veertig kilometer vroeg de 10-jarige dochter van het stel aan haar vader waar haar moeder was. De man keerde terug naar de parkeerplaats, maar daar was de vrouw niet meer. Zij was bij landgenoten in de auto gestapt die haar een lift gaven naar Oss.
Haar echtgenoot waarschuwde de politie, maar een zoektocht bleek onnodig. De man beloofde de politie voortaan beter op zijn vrouw te passen.
bron: nu.nl | Het laatste nieuws het eerst op nu.nl
AMSTERDAM - A Dutch husband left his wife behind at the highway in Germany
The 35 year old man was driving from Poland to The Netherlands with his family and had a break at a parking near Gelsenkirchen. When he drove away, he forgot his wife, the German media reports.
After 40 kilometres, the 10-year old daughter of the couples asked where her mother was. The man returned to the parking, but the woman was no longer there. She stepped into another Dutch car that brought her to Oss.
Her husband warned the police, but the search was not necessary. The man promised the police to better look after his wife.
source: nu.nl | Het laatste nieuws het eerst op nu.nl
That's nothing... when my wife's water broke and delivery of our first was imminent. I leaped into the car with our pre-packed hospital gear and backed out of the driveway looking over my shoulder rearward to make sure we didn't hit anything on the way out. Once pointed in the right direction, I happened to look toward our house and there standing in the driveway I saw my spouse with a somewhat puzzled look on her face as if to say "where the h*ll do you think you're going in such a hurry!" I was an instant away from hurtling to the hospital to deliver our child without her. Needless to say we laughed about it for many years after.
Eh..... You know that one was a hoax don't you?Oops, he is f*cked...
Almost as good as this:
Well someone will be sleeping on the couch for a very long time, and probably not have a very exciting sex life.
Eh..... You know that one was a hoax don't you?