Men forgets wife at parkinglot

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  1. Marcel

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    Translation:
    :lol:
     
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    Well...his @ss is grass...and she's the lawnmower....
     
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    Ouch. He's screwed....and not in a good way.
     
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    :lol:

    Oh the times I've wanted to "accidently" do that..............
     
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    Surely he MUST have noticed how quiet it was...then again maybe he did....:)
     
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    #6 oldcrowcv63, Jan 10, 2013
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    That's nothing... when my wife's water broke and delivery of our first was imminent. I leaped into the car with our pre-packed hospital gear and backed out of the driveway looking over my shoulder rearward to make sure we didn't hit anything on the way out. Once pointed in the right direction, I happened to look toward our house and there standing in the driveway I saw my spouse with a somewhat puzzled look on her face as if to say "where the h*ll do you think you're going in such a hurry!" I was an instant away from hurtling to the hospital to deliver our child without her. Needless to say we laughed about it for many years after.
     
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    Somehow Oldcrow, I really don't think there is going to be much laughing going on where this guy is concerned.:lol: Yours is understandable. His on the other hand. I mean, what kind of excuse is he going to come up with, "I forgot." I don't think so.:lol:
     
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    May the good Lord have mercy on his mortal soul! R.I.P
     
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    Well, he tried ......
     
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    #10 hedge hopper, Jan 10, 2013
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    Oldcrow that is a genuine true account that I think is marvellous ! Love it !! :lol:
     
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    :oops:About 15 years ago or so, while on a motorcycle ride, a friend and his wife stopped for gas, he filled the tank while she went to the restroom. After filling the tank he started the bike and drove off. About an hour or so, he noticed, she was not behind him. Needless to say.....:oops:
     
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    LMAO
     
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    Oops, he is f*cked...

    Almost as good as this:

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    #14 Marcel, Jan 10, 2013
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    Eh..... You know that one was a hoax don't you?
     
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    I was the oldest, by 9 friggin years, of 6.
    Out with my mother shopping we packed the car and left for home.
    Tokk about 20 min to discover one of Them was Not in the car.
    He stuck pretty close to my mother from then on.

    Damn!
     
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    Well someone will be sleeping on the couch for a very long time, and probably not have a very exciting sex life. :lol:
     
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    Some mistakes are really BIG ones...:lol:
     
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    Of course. It is just ridiculous.
     
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