Official Chav Thread.

• Nov 1, 2005

• #181

Pisis

2nd Lieutenant

5,813

38

Nov 3, 2004

Praga Mater Urbium

I probably know what youre talking about. We have this word in Czech, as well: Zewl....

But they're sligthly different..... They usually listen to Tekkno, and they're very much used to ask you for money, alcohol, cigarettes, pot......



That motherf***er from the DEWO video was awful, if I'd meet him, I think I'd crush his head......

 

• Nov 2, 2005

• #182

cheddar cheese

Major General

20,265

21

Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

Fookin Cider man..yeah!

 

• Nov 3, 2005

• #183

the lancaster kicks ass

Major General

19,937

17

Dec 20, 2003

stop doing impressions of myles.....

 

• Nov 3, 2005

• #184

cheddar cheese

Major General

20,265

21

Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

Bilend

 

• Nov 3, 2005

• #185

the lancaster kicks ass

Major General

19,937

17

Dec 20, 2003

 

• Nov 3, 2005

• #186

cheddar cheese

Major General

20,265

21

Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

CC woz ere, bt now ez gon, hez out da bck smokin a bong

 

• Nov 6, 2005

• #187

Pisis

2nd Lieutenant

5,813

38

Nov 3, 2004

Praga Mater Urbium

Hey yo, smokn maddafkn crack maddfucka

 

• Nov 6, 2005

• #188

plan_D

Lieutenant Colonel

11,643

22

Apr 1, 2004

Ah, you wicked, man? I'm buzzin', been lightin' me shit in mates car like. Gaffa's ridin' all way to his lass', I 'erd she wha pregaz ...but we ain't heard nuffin' yet. I bet the bitch'll 'ave it too...you comin' to 'a office like...gotta get me gyro, I'm skint.

Who do you know like?! Me mate's from Rosso, I'm from Conno and he finks he's a right 'ardo. Oh, Eng-a-land! Eng-a-land! That cidar, man, wicked buzzin' ...

Damn, f*ck offs, all of 'em.

 

• Nov 7, 2005

• #189

B

BombTaxi

Tech Sergeant

1,802

10

Nov 27, 2004

Barnsley, S. Yorks, UK

Yeh, man, safe innit, gonna step to ya if keep chattin ya sh*t, nuff said, innit star?

I mean, plaese, is that even English?

 

• Nov 7, 2005

• #190

Pisis

2nd Lieutenant

5,813

38

Nov 3, 2004

Praga Mater Urbium

In the US, it's called 'white underclass jargon'...

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #191

plan_D

Lieutenant Colonel

11,643

22

Apr 1, 2004

And as this place is appropriate for the event of today - two scrots tried to mug me. Oh Doncaster...we love you.

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #192

lesofprimus

Brigadier General

18,831

47

Jul 27, 2004

Long Island Native in Mississippi

ihatemeatballs.com

Tried???

This last exchange has been one of the more pathetic highlights of this grandious website... Im ashamed of each and every one of u who participated... U should all be whacked with the thick side of a pool cue....

Say 10 Hail Marys and all will be forgiven.. If not, suffer the ravages of eternal damnation in the Pits of Sachurah...

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #193

plan_D

Lieutenant Colonel

11,643

22

Apr 1, 2004

Yes, tried ...you didn't actually think they'd succeed in mugging me, did you? While I was waiting for a bus home, two came up demanded money ...one ended up on the floor, I got kicked in the stomach ...and in the end, they ran off and I caught my bus. I shouldn't really call it a mugging attempt - more of a normal scrot attack. They broke my watch though.

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #194

lesofprimus

Brigadier General

18,831

47

Jul 27, 2004

Long Island Native in Mississippi

ihatemeatballs.com

They broke my watch though.

Click to expand...

Well that sucks...

Where the hell are ur 10 Hail Marys son??? Brimstone awaits...

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #195

plan_D

Lieutenant Colonel

11,643

22

Apr 1, 2004

I was destined for hell a long time ago.

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #196

lesofprimus

Brigadier General

18,831

47

Jul 27, 2004

Long Island Native in Mississippi

ihatemeatballs.com

Hehe..

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #197

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

Funny I was just listening to AC/DC's Highway To Hell just three minutes ago.

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #198

Erich

the old Sage

13,035

784

May 20, 2004

Platonic Sphere

All of you will be purged ............ an old mid-east custom

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #199

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

9

Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

I've already purged for this evening, thanks. Had a good crap about an hour and a half ago.

 

• Nov 14, 2005

• #200

Erich

the old Sage

13,035

784

May 20, 2004

Platonic Sphere

sorry Skim that is not the purging I was thinking of ......
hmmmmmmmmm edema maybe ?