Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[Robert Porter]

 

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I tend to agree...

 

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Swat has a new vehicle...

 

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Let's Play Ball...

 

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I believe in...

 

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The real super heroes...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Wayne Little]

some good stuff...

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Robert Porter]

How true!

 

[Airframes]

And the Eleventh Commandment - "When thy shelves, cupboards, tables and all horizontal flat surfaces are stacked full of un-built kit boxes, though shall not venture forth to thine nearest LHS in pursuit of the purchase of more bl**dy kits, for verily that shalt be foolish and, if thy hath a spouse, her wrath will surely be incurred."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[javlin]

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other"

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."
By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent.

"Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?

"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

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