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    It is time to use this where it is needed people. I give you all full
    patented rights. Let her fly guys...

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    Seriously guys, I am forced to work around people that make
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    #10443 Wurger, Sep 13, 2017
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    ... :lol:

     
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    Two friends who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was.
    Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all....


    After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him, and waited for him to come and visit.

    True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head.

    “Benny…Benny…”
    “My gosh… Is that you, Dan?”
    “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
    “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

    “Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times… then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens).

    Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then it’s more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”.

    “Wow, Dan! Heaven sounds amazing!”

    “What heaven? I’m a rabbit somewhere on the South Coast”
     
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