Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!

• Sep 13, 2006

• #501

the lancaster kicks ass

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Don`t Forget Your Protection bloody funny.......

 

• Sep 14, 2006

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• #502

Pisis

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Buig sh*t

 

• Sep 14, 2006

• #503

Matt308

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That's great Lanc.

The Iranian Ambassador to the U.N. had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "you know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. President Bush said, Well, anything I can do to help you, I will. The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show "Star Trek" and in it there is Chekov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek. President Bush Laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

 

• Sep 14, 2006

• #504

Gnomey

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• Sep 14, 2006

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• #505

Pisis

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It was already posted here once, I think a few pages back, Matt.
And as I stated, Checkhov should be Czech, not Russian.

 

• Sep 14, 2006

• #506

Matt308

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Dag. Sue me.

 

• Sep 14, 2006

• #507

Matt308

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Anyway, I thought you were sick?

 

• Sep 14, 2006

• #508

Henk

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Nice one, but have you guys seen Les lately? Wonder where he is.

 

• Sep 15, 2006

• #509

Matt308

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He popped his head into the Basic threads to announce the greatest rock singer in all of history yesterday. What? You miss being berated? Reminded of your inferior intelligence? Or you inadequacies as a heterosexual male?

Come to think of it, I too wonder where Les has gone. I feel...well...not quite whole.

 

• Sep 15, 2006

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• #510

Pisis

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Matt308 said:

Anyway, I thought you were sick?

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What, me?

 

• Sep 15, 2006

• #511

Matt308

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Yeah, you said you were sick from drinking your girlfriend and self flagellating. Or some such nonsense invoking thoughts of your needing an intervention.

 

• Sep 16, 2006

• #512

v2

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Stealth

Two drunk fighter pilots are flying in formation.
Leader to W1: "Can you see me?"
W1 to Leader: "No.""Can you see ME?"
Leader to W1: "No."
W1 to Leader: "Cool, now we are stealth fighters."

 

• Sep 16, 2006

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• #513

Pisis

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Matt308 said:

Yeah, you said you were sick from drinking your girlfriend and self flagellating. Or some such nonsense invoking thoughts of your needing an intervention.

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What?! I said both me and my girlfriend wee sick, and she was seriously - she was in a commatose and had to be taken to a hospital so be so kind and save your guff...

 

• Sep 16, 2006

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• #514

Pisis

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LOL, v2!

 

• Sep 17, 2006

• #515

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Major

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Beauty target...

 

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• Sep 17, 2006

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• #516

Pisis

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Do you have bigger zoom, I can't see much...

 

• Sep 17, 2006

• #517

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• Sep 17, 2006

• #518

102first_hussars

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Which one are we looking at? the dude? or the hot sl*t with the eagle spread?

 

• Sep 18, 2006

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• #519

Pisis

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102first_hussars said:

Which one are we looking at? the dude? or the hot sl*t with the eagle spread?

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Your @sshole!

Look very concentrated at the black cross. After a while, the pink buttons will start to diaappear!

 

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• Sep 18, 2006

• #520

Matt308

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Pisis said:

What?! I said both me and my girlfriend wee sick, and she was seriously - she was in a commatose and had to be taken to a hospital so be so kind and save your guff...

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Sorry Pisis. My translation of your girlfriend being "in a commatose" didn't come thru. You do need thicker skin though buddy. There are just too many @ssholes like me in the world.