Quotes and Jokes 1 (155 Viewers)

[Wayne Little]

 

[Elvis]

Once you see it, you can't unsee it, can you Wayne.

 

[A4K]

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What's a priciple?

(A price tag on a tricycle?)

 

[Snautzer01]

What's a priciple?

(A price tag on a tricycle?)

Yes.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[buffnut453]

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Methinks Mr Smith's next visit should be to an audiologist.

 

[Lucky13]

If the Vikings had phones....

 

[syscom3]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[A4K]

I still remember the scene where she hobbles him...ouch!

But reminds me of the old joke:
What do Toilet Paper and the Starship Enterprise both have in common?
- They both search 'Uranus' looking for 'Klingons'..

 

[Vic Balshaw]

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Do you think the ladies would have been admiring the mustache's.

 

[Wurger]

Do you think the ladies would have been admiring the mustache's.

Rather the underpants ...

 

[Snautzer01]

Rather the underpants ...

Swimming trunks. Baywatch Boys

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]