Quotes and Jokes 1 (38 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

Boss: Where were you yesterday? There was NOBODY to cover your shift!!!!

Employee: I'm sorry. I was becoming a father yesterday!!!

Boss: Oh? Really? Congrats!! I'm happy for you!! Boy or a girl?

Employee: I'll let you know in 9 months!!

Boss: You are SO fired!!!

 

[WARSPITER]

Man at the Doctors.

Doctor tells him he has to stop masturbating.

Man says " Why ? ".

Doctor says " Because I'm trying to examine you".

 

[Greg Boeser]

Man at the Doctors.

Doctor tells him he has to stop masturbating.

Man says " Why ? ".

Doctor says " Because I'm trying to examine you".

Sorry, Doc.
I get these thoughts and, well, it's just a knee-jerk reaction.
Except I'm not jerking my knee.

 

[MiTasol]

Wiley got it backwards

God loves dogs so much he named them after himself. Trouble was he was suffering from AIDS at the time - Alcohol Induced Dyslectic Syndrome.

 

[GTX]

Man at the Doctors.

Doctor tells him he has to stop masturbating.

Man says " Why ? ".

Doctor says " Because I'm trying to examine you".

Well it depends upon the doctor...

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[A4K]

Well it depends upon the doctor...

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Hey doc, can you check my temperature? I brought my own thermometer...

 

[Snowman]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wayne Little]