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[MiTasol]

World of ale pinups

 

[Snautzer01]

Ale looks tasty

 

[MiTasol]

Looks like some kiwi cops are severely lacking in observational skills.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/133006509/police-breath-test-driver--who-was-the-passenger-in-a-lefthand-drive-car

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Snautzer01]

Looks like some kiwi cops are severely lacking in observational skills.

There is a reason for that.

 

[syscom3]

 

[Frog]

I cannot explain how, but my five Avengers kits and my Mariner kit have mysteriously disappeared.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I cannot explain how, but my five Avengers kits and my Mariner kit have mysteriously disappeared.

Aliens?
Extra-dimensional portal?

 

[MiTasol]

Obviously he lives within the Bermuda triangle

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

Oldie but goodie

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Frog]

Cover of a Ramones song by an Indian punk band :
Shiva is a punk rocker

 

[SaparotRob]

Gabba gabba hay!

 

[GTX]

 

[Snowman]

WWII-era joke

Inspecting Officer (after tasting the soup): "What is that?"
Mess Sergeant: "It's bean soup, sir!"
Officer: "I don't ask you what it was been, tell me what is it now?"