Crimea_River
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Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to
walk all the way home.'
'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus
home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
Have ye not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the
roundabout.
walk all the way home.'
'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus
home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
Have ye not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the
roundabout.
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Attorney: "Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight."
Witness: "All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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