Quotes and Jokes 1 (33 Viewers)

[Wurger]

What about the VFR rules ?

 

[Wayne Little]

C'mon Kevin get with the program brother...

 

[Wayne Little]

"Has your son decided what 
he wants to be when he grows up?" 
I asked my friend.

"He wants to be a garbageman," 
he replied.

"That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age."

"Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[at6]

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[Airframes]

Er ...........................

 

[Wayne Little]

adapting to your surroundings and what you have available to get by...

 

[Airframes]

Is it for cr@p meals though ..................

 

[Gnomey]

Ingenious

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts that that photo was taken somewhere in the near vicinity of where I live.

 

[Airframes]

And with the sound of a banjo in the background !

 

[Wayne Little]

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them.

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

And with the sound of a banjo in the background !

Why do you think I carry?

 

[Airframes]

Because you don't want to hear weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek !

 

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]