Quotes and Jokes 1 (127 Viewers)

[A4K]

Carrying on from the Noah's ark theme...the immortal 'Far Side' version:

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[michael rauls]

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I don't know where you get it but you seem to have an endless supply of the funniest stuff.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Glider]

Whoops

 

[CORSNING]

Yes dear I got it to work. The electrician was full of $#!+.
We did not need a specialty plug.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

With Hugh...!!!!

 

[CORSNING]

Dear, I found an alternative to going on the rides at that
expensive amusement park.

 

[CORSNING]

Just saying...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Glider]

How long do you reckon he lasted

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[at6]

It identifies as watermelon.

Which bathroom does it want to use?

 

[at6]

Just saying...
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Not me, the whole world would smell of burnt crotch. And no, it wouldn't smell like bacon!!!!!!!!!!