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A white horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint of bitter.
The barman said " Heck, we've got a whisky named after you !"
Horse replied " What, a whisky named Eric ?".

Same horse walked into another bar. and asked for a pint. Barman said "Why the long face ?"

Same horse, different bar, same request for a pint. Barman said "F**k me, a talking horse !!"

Do I win Really Bad Joke of the Week competition ?
Thought not, so got me coat, hat, and the taxi is waiting .....................
 
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One of my all-time favourite songs is "Get Over It" by the Eagles..."I'd like to take your inner child and kick its little ass". :)
 
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