Quotes and Jokes 1 (63 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[GarudaMP]

A lieutenant says to one of his men:

"That friend of yours over there is a very good shot."

The man replied "Indeed he is, sir, but I have a feeling that we should run a check on his personal background."

"And why is that?", the lieutenant asked.

"Because, for some reason, he carefully cleans his rifle of his fingerprints every time his shot hits his target."

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Snautzer01]

My dog has "little"problems

 

[Wurger]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Lucky13]

....and now time for commercials....

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Lucky13]

Imagine modelling your own stuff....the bird looks nice though, this must be from the pre-hippocroccofrog era....

 

[Wurger]

 

[Airframes]

I'm watching you ............ Muppet !
I admit though, the bird does look rather like a girlfriend I had in the mid 1970's.

 

[at6]

Look! She has real boobies, not rubber!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Crimea_River]

I admit though, the bird does look rather like a girlfriend I had in the mid 1970's.

That's one on the right, correct?

 

[Airframes]

Of course - you didn't think I'd go for blue, surely ?