Quotes and Jokes 1 (17 Viewers)

[Wayne Little]

 

[fubar57]

First image sent back from Mars Rover Curiosity.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[fubar57]

 

[vikingBerserker]

#11,545 reminds me of Calvin and Hobbs.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[fubar57]

 

[Crimea_River]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to break wind
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed
That everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

 

[nuuumannn]

Seen on a message board on youtube:

"My grandfather took down more nazi pilots than anyone else in WW2... He was the Luftwaffe's worst mechanic."

 

[Wayne Little]