Quotes and Jokes 1 (37 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[fubar57]

 

[fubar57]

So a bear walks into a liquor store...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bear-revelstoke-liquor-store-wildsafe-bc-1.5703061​

 

[vikingBerserker]

Cripes, we only used dogs to protect our property. Canadians use fricken bears!

 

[Snautzer01]

Cripes, we only used dogs to protect our property. Canadians use fricken bears!

Crime rate, it seems to be very low overthere. Funny how that works. A gun will bring another gun, bear will make make anybody pray to whatever devine being, and never never never ever cross his/her heart, do it again. That is a if and only if bear has some other thrash to chew. If not you end up being dunn in the woods

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

Staying with the bear theme, getting ready to hibernate I guess

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/black-bear-hotel-lobby-whistler-resort-1.5706700​

 

[fubar57]

More bear stuff

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/black-bear-coquitlam-runner-1.5705377
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The Whistler one above was in July but the other two are in the past few days

 

[ThomasP]

Tag, you're it??

 

[Greg Boeser]

Git yer paw off my woman!!!

 

[at6]

Just grin and bear it.

 

[Peter Gunn]

Herbie!!! Don't play with your food!

 

[vikingBerserker]

The most important ability to have in bear country is not the ability to outrun the bear, but the ability to outrun your companions. My dad taught me that as I was trying to catch up to him.

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[v2]

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[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]