Quotes and Jokes 1 (32 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[buffnut453]

My plane sometimes has a gun:

 

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

So does mine

 

[SaparotRob]

Hey! I think I just did a kit bash !

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

[They] asked: Who is a stranger?
[Sheikh Abulhasan] said: The stranger is not that the his existence in this world is strange, but the stranger is that his heart was strange in his body and his head was [strange] in his heart.

Sheikh Abolhasan Kharghani (d. 1046 A. D.), From "Anvar -ol Elm" (Lights of Knowledge) Book.

 

[VBF-13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I'm praying that's a joke.

 

[Wayne Little]

Maybe that is necessary for stupid people....

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[special ed]

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of mother's milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student had a difficult time to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is a perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. Then the student was stuck. Finally, as the bell rang, he wrote 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground the cat can't get it.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

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I thought I was driving through a place like that this weekend. Straight up could have been the set of Deliverance.

 

[at6]

Did you hear Banjos?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

Just someone tell me how is it Possible???

 

[ThomasP]

The local neighborhood auto repair garage had this on their message sign today:

Let's eat kids.
Let's eat, kids.
Correct punctuation can save lives.