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[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

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Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[GTX]

The stupid and their money are soon parted:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/australians-commonly-burn-banknotes-in-the-toaster-by-accident/news-story/75c5b804dbbc9fa6187e3283467aca73

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Snautzer01]

The stupid and their money are soon parted:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/australians-commonly-burn-banknotes-in-the-toaster-by-accident/news-story/75c5b804dbbc9fa6187e3283467aca73

Looks like a scam. Hoping that the amount of money is not really traceble so you get a few dollars more when you claim.

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[Ralph Haus]

Looks like a scam. Hoping that the amount of money is not really traceble so you tet a few dollars more when you claim.

I'm like you, scam. Not sure of the 'traditions' down under, but that would be teally weird in my neighborhood! Hiding in gun cabinet, maybe? But toaster?? Besides most folks I know use toaster ovens.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

I'm like you, scam. Not sure of the 'traditions' down under, but that would be teally weird in my neighborhood! Hiding in gun cabinet, maybe? But toaster?? Besides most folks I know use toaster ovens.

Guns are very rare here, like in most countries.

One of the many reasons Aus, like most other countries, has never had a school shooting

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[vikingBerserker]

Guns are very rare here, like in most countries.

One of the many reasons Aus, like most other countries, has never had a school shooting

Yes, but everything else there is trying to kill you.