Quotes and Jokes 1 (138 Viewers)

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Njaco]

What is the difference between America and McDonald's?
Only one clown is running McDonald's!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

May the fourth be with you, you bunch of half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herders!

 

[SaparotRob]

As long as we're waving our private parts at Russian aunties, how about the U.S. airbase in Finland? Whose idea was it? It'd be a hoot if it was the Finns.

 

[syscom3]

The code has been cracked!

 

[WARSPITER]

I stayed up late reading through some old magazines.

I woke up with back issues.

 

[syscom3]

I stayed up late reading through some old magazines.

I woke up with back issues.

Dad jokes are the best! Lol

 

[special ed]

 

[Frog]

Love in a lift is great, at all levels.

 

[WARSPITER]

I ate a clock this morning. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

( I didn't really - Was just winding you up).

 

[Peter Gunn]

I think we need a "groan" emoji...

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm still hoping for a "blowing a raspberry" emoji.

 

[fubar57]

 

[WARSPITER]

I think we need a "groan" emoji...

Thank you for the encouragement. I'll try hard to find more.

 

[manta22]

It's May 5th... "Cinco de Bismark".
View: https://youtu.be/2KPAPHW_EkA

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

To add to the list of towns with unusual names Dildo, Canada Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador - Wikipedia

In 2019, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel declared the town's sister city is Hollywood, Calif., and thus gave the town a Hollywood-like sign to put on a hill above town.

Sure enough, they erected it.

 

[A4K]

What did Big Ben say to the Leaning tower of Pisa?
'I've got the time, if you've got the inclination...'

 

[SaparotRob]

What did Big Ben say to the Leaning tower of Pisa?
'I've got the time, if you've got the inclination...'