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[Ralph Haus]

What's this?

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If taken looking up a wall, then foot assist's for a not to sober spider man. If on a horizontal surface (sidewalk?), then a rumble strip for not to sober drivers?

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

Those bricks look lethal!

 

[A4K]

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A Guy was walking through a graveyard in Germany once, when he heard music playing backwards from one of the tombs... Turned out it was Beethoven decomposing.

 

[ThomasP]

good one!

 

[VBF-13]

 

[Wurger]

A Pole meets a Chinese.
So how many Poles live in Poland? - asked the Chinese.
Well, about 40 million - replies the Pole.
Oh, you all know each other then - said the Chinese.

 

[manta22]

A Pole meets a Chinese.
So how many Poles live in Poland? - asked the Chinese.
Well, about 40 million - replies the Pole.
Oh, you all know each other then - said the Chinese.

No, we're Poles apart.

 

[syscom3]

Holy S**t!!!! Lol

 

[Greg Boeser]

No, we're Poles apart.

 

[WARSPITER]

What's this?

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Jump ramps for local Hamster BMX club.

 

[MiTasol]

What's this?

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A courtyard created to produce lots of tripping accidents in order to keep the local lawyers leaches in business

 

[buffnut453]

What's this?

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A bike rack for cycling rodents?

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]