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[Greg Boeser]

But there isn't an elevator or, much more importantly, a bar !!

That's in the secret annex.

 

[Snautzer01]

Fixed it.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Just to be clear, there is NO "secret annex". There never was a secret annex, and there are NO PLANS to add a secret annex. The itemized budget that was released earlier that made reference to a secret annex was prepared by a low level staffer without authorization to make that decision. They have been terminated. (Obituary to follow.)
A corrected itemized budget is included in your information packet. Please note that the notation "C-cret NX" is just a budget abbreviation for miscellaneous expenditures, and has nothing to do with any secret, I repeat, any secret annex.
No further questions.

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

Fixed it.

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Nice varmint gun.
A varmint gun comes in handy when you want to get rid of unwanted pests - rats, skunks, rattlesnakes, revenuers...but I repeat myself.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Frog]

Fixed it.

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150 mm K C/36 gun - Longues-Sur- Mer battery.

 

[A4K]

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Heard a comedian once saying how he went to a McDonald's restaurant, and they had a sign outside the bathrooms saying 'No Guide-dogs Allowed'. He said 'Who is that sign for??!'

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Lucky13]

I dare you to tell SWMBO....