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[Greg Boeser]

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Plus, most plane crashes occur at ground level.

 

[buffnut453]

Plus, most plane crashes occur at ground level.

It's not the fall from 30,000 feet that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the bottom.

 

[A4K]

Plus, most plane crashes occur at ground level.

Yeah.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Plus, most plane crashes occur at ground level.

And they usually only crash once.

 

[special ed]

Remember, Sir Arthur Kingsford-Smith said, when asked, "What is the hardest part of flying?", replied. "The ground."

 

[syscom3]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

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Look !!! He's holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch !!!!!!!!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

a few short vids tied together. Best with sound OFF.

 

[at6]

a few short vids tied together. Best with sound OFF.

The best part was the horse kicking the Muzzy in the nuts.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

A young guy came to a rabbi ...

Rabbi - I would like to live forever,
The Rabbin answered - then get married ...
And will I live forever? - asked the man ...
No, but the desire will pass.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

A young guy came to a rabbi ...

Rabbi - I would like to live forever,
The Rabbin answered - then get married ...
And will I live forever? - asked the man ...
No, but the desire will pass.

The other version I heard ends with " No, but it'll feel like you're living forever."

 

[Lucky13]

I'm just saying....

 

[Wurger]

The other version I heard ends with " No, but it'll feel like you're living forever."