Quotes and Jokes 1 (68 Viewers)

[Snautzer01]

I'm color blind, does that count? When the doctor told me, the news came out of the purple

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[special ed]

Just so members know, my joke rating is "funny" if more than a smile, however coffee spitting with it running from my nose always gets "bacon".

 

[Snautzer01]

coffee spitting with it running from my nose always gets "bacon".

Should have an option coffee then i see.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Should have an option coffee then i see.

Coffee geyser.

 

[A4K]

Sounds good

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ThomasP]

We need a doggie whine emoji.

 

[A4K]

Echo above!

 

[GTX]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[buffnut453]

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Just smashing!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

 

[MIflyer]

Inflation...

 

[MIflyer]

Do the children or the auction employ stealth technology?

 

[MIflyer]

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[MIflyer]

One of my HS teachers said that signs like this were like telling children not to put rocks in their ears.

 

[buffnut453]

Details of further features that enable entry available on request.

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"Beautiful pumpkins" would clearly get in without a problem.

 

[Greg Boeser]

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You can test for freshness by squeezing them.