Quotes and Jokes (14 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

 

[SaparotRob]

A bacon seems appropriate.

 

[MiTasol]

I started shaking my head but then realized I KNOW people who'd do something like this:


View: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-66668411

Darn - that really should have been posted to three words only

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Yep - my version of grace is for what we are about to receive may the doctors be fully qualified.

 

[WARSPITER]

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Rodney Dangerfield lives on.....

 

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[Wurger]

 

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Not meant to be political just funny:

 

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[ARTESH]

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When it's coming, it's going!

 

[ARTESH]

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To whoever wrote and printed this...

Hey bro, while you were slept, the ants took control of the entire milky way galaxy.

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[RAMROD1944]

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"A man after my own heart". Never could finish those ship models....

 

[Lucky13]

Me: The earth is 71% water, right?
Scientist: Right, true....
Me: ....and a fair bit of it, if not all is uncarbonated, right?
Scientist: I don't know where you're going with this but....ok?
Me: So, the earth is flat!
Scientist:
Me:
Scientist: Listen here you little shit!

 

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