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An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the enemy and sentenced to death by firing squad. Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests:
The Welshman says "Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing 'Land of my Fathers'".
The Irishman says "Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing 'Riverdance'".
The Scotsmen says "Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing 'Scotland the Brave'".
Their captor says "And you, Englishman; What is your last request?"
The Englishman says "For pity's sake, please shoot me first!"
No, but did you know they won't eat clowns?Have you heard about the cannibal who passed his brother in the wood?