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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,941

GTX

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,942

GTX

Lieutenant General

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,943

GTX

Lieutenant General

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,944

GTX

Lieutenant General

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,945

GTX

Lieutenant General

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80,111

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,946

GTX

Lieutenant General

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,947

SaparotRob

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GTX said:

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Funnier if the ringtone was coming from the coffin.

 

• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,948

Wurger

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,949

F

Frog

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As a cover up they pretend these are UFOs.

In fact these are Alien Skunk Works.

 

• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,950

Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,951

GTX

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• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,952

Greg Boeser

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GTX said:

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Magnets don't work on tin.

 

• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,953

michaelmaltby

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True,,,but they sure work on egos.

 

• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,954

Lucky13

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In my castle....

GTX said:

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I got this one for the Big Sniffles, this one for the Big Shits, this one for winning an argument with my wife, it's extremely rare, I got this for the Great Potty Training incident of '47....

 

• Jan 30, 2024

• #25,955

GTX

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View: https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1752332082322239585?s=66&t=HVAXXZJIMBzelxWw3RruNQ

 

• Jan 31, 2024

• #25,956

A4K

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One of my medicines at moment. Just not sure how many I'm supposed to take

 

• Jan 31, 2024

• #25,957

M

MIflyer

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A friend of mine and his wife had just bought a new car and were driving it home. His wife kept saying she wanted to drive it. He replied he would hand it over after they got home She kept pestering him and finally he pulled over and let her have the wheel. She went two blocks, ran a stop sign, and totaled the car.
I was always amazed how many years later it was when they divorced.

 

• Jan 31, 2024

• #25,958

M

MIflyer

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Admiral Nelson says, "Launch the flying sub!"

 

• Jan 31, 2024

• #25,959

Wurger

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• Jan 31, 2024

• #25,960

Snautzer01

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A4K said:

One of my medicines at moment. Just not sure how many I'm supposed to take
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One , at a time, 3 times day. Or when you feel like 1969 all at once. Then listen to or make music.