Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

[Snautzer01]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Snowman]

 

[Lucky13]

Blackburn Buccaneer, built for pilots with a fear of hights, the only aircraft to raise her undercarriage so that she can decend to her operating altitude...
The Buccaneers windscreen viper, was only ever used to clear grass clippings, when flying at operating altitude....

 

[special ed]

A tag line on another site is well worth repeating here

"Only the truly mediocre are always at their best."

I have always aspired to be mediocre.
I want to be average because there are so many of them.

 

[SaparotRob]

I, too, set a high standard of standardness.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: We are all individuals!
Lone voice: I'm not!

 

[MIflyer]

Quite the Sign! But how can the guys driving the train see the sign?

 

[MIflyer]

 

[special ed]

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

[MIflyer]

What if we'd had Bullwinkle J. Moose and Rockey the Fart Squirrel?

 

[MIflyer]

Sounds like a deal!

 

[MIflyer]

They might have saved a lot of excitement and bother had they a sign like this in the first Terminator movie.

 

[SaparotRob]

Quite the Sign! But how can the guys driving the train see the sign?
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Do you really want to know?

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Peter Gunn]

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Hah, like many of my first (and last) dates in my younger days...