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[Snautzer01]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Snowman]

 

[Lucky13]

Blackburn Buccaneer, built for pilots with a fear of hights, the only aircraft to raise her undercarriage so that she can decend to her operating altitude...
The Buccaneers windscreen viper, was only ever used to clear grass clippings, when flying at operating altitude....

 

[special ed]

A tag line on another site is well worth repeating here

"Only the truly mediocre are always at their best."

I have always aspired to be mediocre.
I want to be average because there are so many of them.

 

[SaparotRob]

I, too, set a high standard of standardness.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: We are all individuals!
Lone voice: I'm not!