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Snautzer01

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Njaco

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Fla-eee-dah!

 

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Snowman

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Lucky13

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In my castle....

Blackburn Buccaneer, built for pilots with a fear of hights, the only aircraft to raise her undercarriage so that she can decend to her operating altitude...
The Buccaneers windscreen viper, was only ever used to clear grass clippings, when flying at operating altitude....

 

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special ed

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MiTasol said:

A tag line on another site is well worth repeating here

"Only the truly mediocre are always at their best."

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I have always aspired to be mediocre.
I want to be average because there are so many of them.

 

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SaparotRob

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I, too, set a high standard of standardness.

 

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Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

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Greg Boeser

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Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: We are all individuals!
Lone voice: I'm not!

 

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MIflyer

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Quite the Sign! But how can the guys driving the train see the sign?

 

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M

MIflyer

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Cape Canaveral

 

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S

special ed

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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

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M

MIflyer

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Cape Canaveral

What if we'd had Bullwinkle J. Moose and Rockey the Fart Squirrel?

 

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M

MIflyer

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Cape Canaveral

Sounds like a deal!

 

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M

MIflyer

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They might have saved a lot of excitement and bother had they a sign like this in the first Terminator movie.

 

• Jul 15, 2024

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SaparotRob

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MIflyer said:

Quite the Sign! But how can the guys driving the train see the sign?
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Do you really want to know?

 

• Jul 15, 2024

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Snautzer01

Marshal

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Snautzer01

Marshal

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Snautzer01

Marshal

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Wurger

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Poland

 

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Peter Gunn

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Snautzer01 said:

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Hah, like many of my first (and last) dates in my younger days...