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I am very sorry to read this post. I hope you will reconsider mate.
 
A man is in custody tonight facing multiple felonies after shooting a creature engaged in what authorities are describing as a "fiery, but mostly peaceful" rampage through the city.
The alleged gunman could be charged with megafaunacide, discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a school or place of worship, violating the Endangered Species Act, and potentially violating the creature's civil rights.
More at 11.
 
I wish we could all agree on the fact that respect should be the norm. We should try to respect every member, no matter how many posts they made.
In this case I think, and I hope we all agree, that religion, which is someone's foundation of life, is more important than a silly joke.
 

Snautzer01 please stay and tell that @#$%^&* go @#$%^ yourself.

I can guarantee there are more than 322 people on this forum who find his/her crybaby crap offensive so as far as I am concerned he/she should go @#$%^ itself as their narrow minded attitude is far more offensive to the majority of forum members.

This forum is for those who are intelligent and want to learn - not narrow minded dead brained hypocrites.

The best religious jokes I have ever heard came from a priest so if they can have a marvellous sense of humour then so should all others.
 
Asking forgiveness in advance for possibly damaging Irish sensitivities, I offer the following:

Two elderly friends, Colleen and Maureen, hadn't seen each other for a while and met while shopping.
"And how is your husband" Colleen inquired?
"Oh! Paddy died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right in the middle of the vegetable patch"!
Colleen, shocked, said. "Oh dear! I am so very sorry. What did you do"?
"I opened a can of peas instead."
 
See my post above.
 
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