Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO!

 

[mikewint]

for all you pilots

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

Bill Gates is now designing aircraft I see.

 

[RabidAlien]

Some of the artists of the '60s '70s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again





today'sTHOT============================

If crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime?

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[mikewint]

some of those groups are still touring, sponsored by geritol and metamucil

 

[Gnomey]

 

[RabidAlien]

The other day I was standing there, watching the sun rise....and that's when it dawned on me.





I'll get me hat.

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO

It took a second.

 

[mikewint]

viking, like RA observed, some times the dawn takes a while. it also helps to stand taller

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[RabidAlien]

Funny....yet, sadly true, all at the same time.

 

[mikewint]

RA, my brother, you have a big hammer and it nails the nail dead square on

 

[vikingBerserker]

A-Fricken-Men!

 

[RabidAlien]

some more (Cap'n Obvious strikes again!)

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[mikewint]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]