Only in Tennessee.
An East Tennessee Highway Patrol pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty
taillight.
When the Trooper approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the Trooper
his driver's license,
insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.
The Trooper took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Shepherd, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The Trooper looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."
The Trooper asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the Trooper bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Shepherd, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?
Mr. Shepherd locked eyes with the Trooper and calmly answered,
"Not a DAMN thing!"