Quotes and Jokes

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO, Brilliant!

 

[trackend]

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
You start with Hearts and Diamonds
and end up wanting a Club and Spade

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wayne Little]

Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

Here we go ...

 

[at6]

Not totally sure that I get the meaning of the cartoon but I like it any way.

 

[michaelmaltby]

The Supreme Court recently granted a woman the right to take her citizenship ship oath with her face covered ... our young Liberal agrees.

 

[at6]

She was probably too ugly to be see out otherwise.

 

[michaelmaltby]

".. too ugly ..."

Don't think so ...

 

[Wayne Little]

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

It's the flannel!