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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
razor1uk
Staff Sergeant
I saw a borderline joke in the General Chat in World of Tanks the other day; I apologise for its dark humourous play on words, I'll get my coat now before it (or as they say in WoT I'll get in my Tank - sounds of running feet, and the clang of the hatches shutting and engines starting up)
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Crimea_River
Marshal
Oh man, I'm running to the bathroom just looking at that........
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
I've always enjoyed chess more than checkers but I would play.
Crimea_River
Marshal
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
razor1uk
Staff Sergeant
lol Wayne, that one was surely for some poor human on this Earth in the last 60 years a real experience I'd bet... but perhaps not a typical 'Kodak Moment'.
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
OOPS
Wheels
Wheels
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".
