at6
1st Sergeant
Let's see..........Dish towel covering the face, and I'll take the flannel as it's better looking than she is plus more than likely much more comforting. She's not going to show you her one tooth either.
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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'
- 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first.
- 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny,
why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm
coming'.
I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. '
The Nun fai nted....
Have A Great Day
she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'
- 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first.
- 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny,
why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm
coming'.
I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. '
The Nun fai nted....
Have A Great Day
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Roll Call
Registration on the first day back at school in London ....
Ahmed Al Sheriah
"here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah
"here"
Fatima El Bindiri
"here"
Ali Achma Shabeeb
"here"
Ali Sun Al En
No answer
Ali Sun Al En?
Little girl at the back stands up and says
"It's pronounced Alison Allen!!
Registration on the first day back at school in London ....
Ahmed Al Sheriah
"here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah
"here"
Fatima El Bindiri
"here"
Ali Achma Shabeeb
"here"
Ali Sun Al En
No answer
Ali Sun Al En?
Little girl at the back stands up and says
"It's pronounced Alison Allen!!
wheelsup_cavu
1st Sergeant
Wheels
There's a CEO, a Tea Party Member and a Union Member are sitting at a table and on the table is a plate with 12 cookies on it. The CEO reaches in and grabs 11 cookies and taps the Tea Party Member on the shoulder, and gesturing to the Union Member and says: "Watch out. That guy is after your cookie!"
Crimea_River
Marshal
An air-traffic control tower suddenly lost communication
with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower's land-line rang
and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger who was riding with the pilot
who lost communications was on a cellular phone
and yelled - "Mayday, mayday - - - the pilot has
just had an fatal heart attack, so I grabbed
his cell phone out of his pocket."
He continued..."Luckily, the pilot had told me,
before we took off, that he had the tower on his
speed dial memory.
I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and
traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!"
The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately...
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll
guide you down after a few questions...
The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!"
Then, he began his series of questions:
Tower : "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet
on the Altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower : "Okay, that's good, remain calm.
How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on
the Airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast,
so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: The sh!t in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!
with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower's land-line rang
and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger who was riding with the pilot
who lost communications was on a cellular phone
and yelled - "Mayday, mayday - - - the pilot has
just had an fatal heart attack, so I grabbed
his cell phone out of his pocket."
He continued..."Luckily, the pilot had told me,
before we took off, that he had the tower on his
speed dial memory.
I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and
traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!"
The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately...
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll
guide you down after a few questions...
The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!"
Then, he began his series of questions:
Tower : "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet
on the Altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower : "Okay, that's good, remain calm.
How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on
the Airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast,
so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: The sh!t in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
LMAO!!!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO!!!!!!!!
It's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Ain't it though.
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