vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO!
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michaelmaltby
Colonel
Sex Study
The study also discovered there is political sex, that's the type where everybody gets screwed.
It is broken down into three distinct categories:
Marxist Sex: Where everybody does it according to their ability and gets it according to their needs.
Keynesian Sex: Where everybody borrows the money to go to the brothel and lets their kids pick up the tab later.
Conservative Sex: Which is done in private if done at all and the only evidence of it is in the trickle down effect.
The study also discovered there is political sex, that's the type where everybody gets screwed.
It is broken down into three distinct categories:
Marxist Sex: Where everybody does it according to their ability and gets it according to their needs.
Keynesian Sex: Where everybody borrows the money to go to the brothel and lets their kids pick up the tab later.
Conservative Sex: Which is done in private if done at all and the only evidence of it is in the trickle down effect.
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LOL!
Crimea_River
Marshal
After 50 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife
felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the
small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it
down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over on his back and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
"I found the remote," he said.
felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the
small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it
down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over on his back and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
"I found the remote," he said.
A grand-daughter is asking her grandmother .... Granny, who is a lover?
Hearing the question , the old lady is springing to her feet and running up to a wardrobe opening it. A male skeleton is falling out of the garderobe.
Look ... said the grandma... I've clean forgotten.
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Crimea_River
Marshal
Crimea_River
Marshal
Galileo......
Get it?
Oh snap! I didn't see that it was posted already! Jokes on me!
C'mon Jim.....smarten up....
Nope so enlighten me.I see jug an a fork tail
