I know someone who actually did worse than the "balls" definition. Arriving home full of beer one night he told his wife of two years and her 20 year old daughter he would love a threesome sometime. He is still alive but expensively divorced.
Voltaire once quoted Charles as saying, "I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies", which is pretty much old-school talk for, "I don't start shit. I end it!