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A group of divorcees walking dogs, chatting, and all of them looking for a new man in their lives. Doesn't sound too promising, judged from the male point of view. Men who understand and live by the "Code" , no matter their ancestry, make the best: (1)husbands, or (2) boy-friends. Because few, if any women, understand the "Guy Code" and its rules and regs, informally enforced by males, they stand little chance in finding a new male companion they can learn to live with. No wonder divorce lawyers make "big bucks"!! Just my 2 cents worth--HansieIf you are disturbed by the change in the equilibrium in your relationship, get a dog (if you don't have one) and encourage your wife to meet other female dog walkers. Female dog walkers will convince your wife that no man is ever right.
My divorced sister in law has a dog that she walks, with other divorced women who have dogs. There are only two topics of discussion when these get together, that is dogs (of course) and men (what is wrong with them). I only met her with her dog walking circle twice, any male friends they ever had who heard what I heard would run a mile and then keep running. The funny thing is they were all looking for a man but somehow it never worked out with any of them.
The only compliment my sister in law ever made to me was that "You have a strong feminine side, you look after your children well, and treat your wife with respect" There you have it guys, respecting your wife and looking after your kids is only a feminine trait. Revenge is always a dish served cold, when she had a minor bump in her car I simply remarked that she "didn't have any masculine side at all, which is a shame" that was when the argument really started. We havnt spoken for years, there have been two family funerals in the last five years and we manage to go through all the politesse without actually speaking or even looking each other in the eye.A group of divorcees walking dogs, chatting, and all of them looking for a new man in their lives. Doesn't sound too promising, judged from the male point of view. Men who understand and live by the "Code" , no matter their ancestry, make the best: (1)husbands, or (2) boy-friends. Because few, if any women, understand the "Guy Code" and its rules and regs, informally enforced by males, they stand little chance in finding a new male companion they can learn to live with. No wonder divorce lawyers make "big bucks"!! Just my 2 cents worth--Hansie
"La Vengaza"-- always a dish better when served cold- Old Sicilian wisdom-- very akin to the wisdom of Confucious- who said it this way: "A man who will carry a grudge against another, will end up digging TWO graves."--The only compliment my sister in law ever made to me was that "You have a strong feminine side, you look after your children well, and treat your wife with respect" There you have it guys, respecting your wife and looking after your kids is only a feminine trait. Revenge is always a dish served cold, when she had a minor bump in her car I simply remarked that she "didn't have any masculine side at all, which is a shame" that was when the argument really started. We havnt spoken for years, there have been two family funerals in the last five years and we manage to go through all the politesse without actually speaking or even looking each other in the eye.
Here's another "Slick Willie" story, if I may. Bill and Billary are in their new home, after his 8 years of POTUS-ing. Bill goes out for a walk every morning, usually gone about 1/2 hour- takes the same route- One day, a hooker is on the corner, she gives Bill and big smile and says:" How about a go, Mr. President-?" "Ok, how much?" answers Bill. She is not bad looking either. "$50.00" was her answer. "No can do, honey- $5.00 is all I can spend today!""I MISS BILL"
It doesn't matter what party you belong to this is good natured political
humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses
Bill Clinton....
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
He plays the saxophone.
He smoked weed.
He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honour of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water..
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex in
the Oval Office between the Bushes.
Once more; Chelsea has a hot date, a Harvard lad-picks her up Saturday night at their upstate NY home, meets her parents-all seems fine. But Hillary, being the "mother hen" waits up for her only child to return-which she does, about 3 o'clock in the AM-- hair all mussed, skirt askew, her blouse unbuttoned, lipstick smeared- Hillary takes one look and says: "Chelsea, don't tell me you and that Harvard boy had sex tonight!" "Well, Mom, according to Daddy, we didn't" was her daughter's reply.
Danke-Herr Berserker- all out of Clinton jokes for the moment, but as they tended to be "Shaggy Dog" varieties- here's another joke, if I may-- maybe another LMAO scenario- I took that remark as a bit of a compliment.LMAO!