Quotes and Jokes

[Airframes]

There's more - but most are far to risque to post !!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[VBF-13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Crimea_River]

I miss the Far Side.

 

[VBF-13]

Yup. He's very clever.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[VBF-13]

Adam asks, "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"

God answers, "So you men will fall in love with them."

Adam asks, "Why did you make them so charming?"

God answers, "Same reason, so you'll fall in love them."

Adam asks, "Then why did you make them so stupid?"

God answers, "So they'll fall in love with you."

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO

 

[Gnomey]

 

[mikewint]

Came across this foreign commercial and thought it was pretty funny

 

[at6]

I almost peed from laughing so hard.

 

[Wurger]