Quotes and Jokes

[Gnomey]

 

[Crimea_River]

My wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that would help me get an erection.


You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her a package of diet pills.


I'm looking for a place to live. D'you know of anywhere?

 

[Wurger]

 

[Elmas]

My wife accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her clothes and left.

Was your wife furious because her clothes fit better on you than on her?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[A4K]

Was your wife furious because her clothes fit better on you than on her?

(No comment...! )

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

Now thats great....

 

[vikingBerserker]

I've had dreams...………...

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

A man reported to his local emergency room with 6 plastic horses inserted into his anus. Doctors declared his condition as stable.

 

[fubar57]

 

[Airframes]

Man goes to the Doctor, and said "Please help me, I'm convinced I'm a piglet."
"Oh," replied the Doctor, "and why's that ?"
"Well, I keep rolling around in the mud, and sniff at the ground all the time, looking for food."
"Hmm, I see. " The Doctor replied. "And how long have you felt like this ?"
"Oh, about a weeeeeek !".