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[Lucky13]

 

[syscom3]

The answer to that eternal question.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)​

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Of course I loves ya darling​

You're a bloody top notch bird​

And when I say yer gorgeous​

I means every single word​

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So yer arse is on the big side​

I don't mind a bit of flab​

It means that when I'm ready​

There's somethin' there to grab​

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So yer belly isn't flat no more​

I tell ya, I don't care​

So long as when I cuddle ya​

I can get my arms round dere​

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I'm tellin' ya the truth now​

I never tells ya lies​

I think its very sexy​

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs​

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I swear on me grannies grave​

From the moment that we met​

I thought you was as good as​

I was ever gonna get​

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No matter what you look like​

I'll always love ya dear​

Now shut up while the hockey's on​

And get me a nudder beer.​

Why is it, that when I read something from Newfoundland, the voice in my head is always buddy Frankies voice. In the mine he drove haul truck T-turteen

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Crimea_River]

Why is it, that when I read something from Newfoundland, the voice in my head is always buddy Frankies voice. In the mine he drove haul truck T-turteen

Turteen? Lard jayzus bye, dat's de woif's shoe size!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

Guess where the fish keep their money?

In a river bank..

I'll walk myself out....

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]