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fubar57
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vikingBerserker
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Dammit, I even laughed at that!
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
I might have peed a little bit.
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Snautzer01
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La Linea. Very funny ! Look it up.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
... scary.
syscom3
Pacific Historian
LOL
Lucky13
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at6
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Booga booga.
Lucky13
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Greg Boeser
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Two ropes walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey we don't serve ropes here!"
So the ropes leave, but one really wants a drink. So he says to the other one, "Tie me up and drag me around the alley for a little bit."
So the second one ties him up and does as the first asks.
The first rope then goes back in the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks him over and says, "You look like a rope. We don't serve ropes here. Are you a rope?"
The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"
Bartender says, "Hey we don't serve ropes here!"
So the ropes leave, but one really wants a drink. So he says to the other one, "Tie me up and drag me around the alley for a little bit."
So the second one ties him up and does as the first asks.
The first rope then goes back in the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks him over and says, "You look like a rope. We don't serve ropes here. Are you a rope?"
The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"
Lucky13
: A tear jerker indeed, but a true one. As I got a cat who probably goes through her last weeks, this one hits the spot. Folks, get the blood values of your cats, especially those of the kidneys checked at least once a year. Too many cats fall victim to unnoticed degeneration of kidney activity way too early.
vikingBerserker
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#12,636 I kept waiting for the cat to push her down the stairs. NOT COOL! <sniff>
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