Quotes and Jokes

• May 12, 2021

• #14,281

M

MIflyer

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Everybody hates those incessant robocalls, so new ways of conveying the message have to be found.....

 

• May 12, 2021

• #14,282

michaelmaltby

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• May 13, 2021

• #14,283

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,284

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,285

Wurger

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• May 13, 2021

• #14,286

SaparotRob

Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII

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Lucky13 said:

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Or as I call it, quality time.

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,287

syscom3

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Lol

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,288

Wurger

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Are you sure that's the chewing gum?

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,289

Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,290

Prop Duster

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So Cal near the Birth Place of Naval Aviation.

Lucky13 said:

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? new Tesla?

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,291

Prop Duster

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So Cal near the Birth Place of Naval Aviation.

Lucky13 said:

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The instructions made no sense, and the number of pparts didn't agree with the parts list?!?

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,292

Prop Duster

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Feb 9, 2009

So Cal near the Birth Place of Naval Aviation.

Lucky13 said:

Same in Sweden, gift could mean married or poison!

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So in Sweden is it poison to Get married OR is marriage poison?

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,293

buffnut453

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Prop Duster said:

So in Sweden is it poison to Get married OR is marriage poison?

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Yes. Next question?

 

• May 13, 2021

• #14,294

Greg Boeser

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Wurger said:

Are you sure that's the chewing gum?

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• May 13, 2021

• #14,295

A

at6

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syscom3 said:

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If it's in San Francisco, most likely not chewing gum.

 

Last edited: May 14, 2021

• May 14, 2021

• #14,296

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 14, 2021

• #14,297

S

Shortround6

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Jun 29, 2009

Central Florida Highlands

MIflyer said:

Whaada call the ladder sights of my Mauser C96 and Enfield No. 4 Mark 1*? Double clutching?

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Very primitive?

Reaches around my back and pulls out this.

says with exaggerated Austrian accent "Now this is a back sight!"

 

• May 14, 2021

• #14,298

S

special ed

1st Lieutenant

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May 13, 2018

At the next plastic scale model club meeting, shortly after the release of info on the F-117, I brought an empty shoe box and a blank sheet of paper for documentation claiming it was an F-117 model. Although we usually had awards to third place and that night there were only two other entries, I was still denied third place although no one could dispute my finish, color and markings as pictures of the fullscale aircraft had not yet been released.

 

• May 15, 2021

• #14,299

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 15, 2021

• #14,300

Wurger

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