Okay. Sorry for my absence...
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator. As he looks up, he sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little white guy staring at him, so he looked down at the little white guy and said: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch wiener, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch wiener, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name isTurner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn around !!!"