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Warning: Dad joke in coming:
A blonde and her husband are in bed listening to the to the next door neighbor's dog barking for hours. She jumps out of bed shouts, "I've had enough of this!" She runs out of the house and finally comes back to bed. Her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what did you do?" She says, "I put the dog in our yard, let's see how THEY like it!"
 
Apparently blonde jokes are not new, as I was watching a B&W movie from 1932 which involved a very blonde clerk at a dry cleaners. One actor asked her how long she had workthere. She said, "seven years." He said how do you like it? She said, " It's okay but I still don't know where the spots go."
 
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