A man goes to the U.S. Postal Service to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks, "Are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes, I was in Afghanistan for one tour."
"That will give you five extra points toward employment. Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both testicles."
"OK, you have enough points for me to hire you immediately. Our hours are 8:00am to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00am and may as wall plan for 10am every day."
"If the work hours are from 8 to 4, why don't you want me here until 10?"
"This is a government job. For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point for you coming for that."