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[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[wlewisiii]

 

[A4K]

What do you call an IT teacher who molests his students?
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[special ed]

I can't remember if this has been here:

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my Dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was a chicken.
She asked why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I an Now...

 

[at6]

I just happen to be one of those People Eating Tasty Animals.

 

[at6]

If you don't like my eating meat............Don't look.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Just chew with your mouth shut.
And don't growl as you rip the flesh off the bone with your teeth.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

Just chew with your mouth shut.
And don't growl as you rip the flesh off the bone with your teeth.

It's more fun to growl as you rip the flesh from the bone. It also tastes better that way.

 

[buffnut453]

It's more fun to growl as you rip the flesh from the bone. It also tastes better that way.

Closely followed by yelling "Serving wench!!!! Another flagon of your finest mead, if you please!!!!"

 

[Greg Boeser]

Yeah. But it's the part where you put the bone in your nose that grosses me out.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

The Shadow? Lamont Cranston?

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[ThomasP]

groan . . .

 

[MiTasol]