Quotes and Jokes

[Greg Boeser]

Twenty-oneth?

 

[GTX]

 

[Crimea_River]

Hey, you stole my joke.

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[WARSPITER]

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Reminds me of something that happened years ago.

A bloke was in a small Asian country on a development something and was being shown around by a politician.

He was shown some roadworks with heaps of people busily moving earth with shovels. Nearby was a grader and other equipment.

He asked the polly why they weren't using the equipment.

Answer was they could employ more people for an extra three months using the shovels instead.

Bloke said to the polly - Why don't you just give them each a spoon then ?

 

[special ed]

Reminds me of when Mrs. Roosevelt visited the Boulder dam under construction. She commented on the large number of men on the job and asked, "How many are there?" The big shots couldn't answer and so called the top foreman to the office. "Mrs. Roosevelt wants to know how many men are working on the dam."
"About half of them."

 

[Frog]

Is a spy bitten by a tsetse fly a sleeper agent?

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[NVSMITH]

-My apologies if this has already been shown!

 

[Snautzer01]

-My apologies if this has already been shown!
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I would have reacted to this. I would.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[MIflyer]

Given the size of the impact area and the lack of damage to other parts of the vehicle, I'd guess the Caiote was riding a motorcycle.

Friend of mine had a name for them: "Plain Clothes Police Dog."

 

[ARTESH]

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I have alot of these "translation errors", it's understandable, because English is not our first language!!! But why on earth, in an English speaking country, this should happen???

 

[ARTESH]

Did you know that "Adele" is actually Iranian? If you don't believe me, watch her singing in Persian!

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ARTESH]

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That one didn't go through!

We even didn't scratch their armour!

That one bounced off!

Ricochet!

 

[Gnomey]