at6
1st Sergeant
After subjecting me to that awful Adele singing Persian, I hope that all of your live stock go gay.
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at6
1st Sergeant
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,595
- May 13, 2018
It would have been worn out during the unmentionable fighter expert's thread.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Found this on Youtube:
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Awwwwww.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,595
- May 13, 2018
While looking at a house, my brother asked which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for some time.
She shook her head and said, "I don't keep up with all that stuff."
They live among us
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for some time.
She shook her head and said, "I don't keep up with all that stuff."
They live among us
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,595
- May 13, 2018
My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
They live among us
She keeps it in the trunk.
They live among us
Yep they sure do....
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,595
- May 13, 2018
Allegedly true: traffic camera
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, although he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he want around the block and passed the same spot driving more slowly and again the camera flashed.
Now he thought this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the camera again. The camera flashed again.
He circled a fourth time still slower. The camera flashed. He did this a fifth time, laughing, as the camera flashed again.
Two weeks later, he received in the mail five tickets for driving without a seat belt.
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, although he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he want around the block and passed the same spot driving more slowly and again the camera flashed.
Now he thought this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the camera again. The camera flashed again.
He circled a fourth time still slower. The camera flashed. He did this a fifth time, laughing, as the camera flashed again.
Two weeks later, he received in the mail five tickets for driving without a seat belt.
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
...and I have worked with a lot of them in the past.
The main concentration seems to be in capital cities.....
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,595
- May 13, 2018
That's because ambulances take them to hospital, whereas in rural areas, nature takes care of stupid.
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Weekend days in Iran vs. Europa:
In EU:
It's Saturday and Sunday, and people go to church on Sunday.
In Iran:
It's Friday - Monday, as follow:
Friday: Muslims go to Friday pray,
Saturday: Jewish go to Synagogue,
Sunday: Christians go to Church,
Monday: Zoroastrians go to Fire Temple.
In EU:
It's Saturday and Sunday, and people go to church on Sunday.
In Iran:
It's Friday - Monday, as follow:
Friday: Muslims go to Friday pray,
Saturday: Jewish go to Synagogue,
Sunday: Christians go to Church,
Monday: Zoroastrians go to Fire Temple.
